"Mr Squeaky & Cerberus" Graphic T-Shirt - 100% Breathable Ringspun Cotton & Relaxed Everyday Fit
"Mr Squeaky & Cerberus" Graphic T-Shirt - 100% Breathable Ringspun Cotton & Relaxed Everyday Fit
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | 6XL | |
| Body Length at Back, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 34.50 | 35.00 |
| Chest, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve Length from Center Back, in | 16.75 | 17.75 | 18.75 | 19.75 | 20.75 | 21.75 | 22.75 | 22.75 | 22.75 |
Projecting an intimidating, unbothered perimeter is nearly impossible when your brain is running a chaotic three-way argument over a squeaky toy.
Navigating polite daylight hours requires maintaining a fierce, formidable boundary while your inner thoughts descend into pure pandemonium. You want to look untouchable, but managing daily chaos feels like trying to referee three stubborn monsters with completely opposing priorities. This breathable cotton tee serves as your casual civilian armor, letting you handle the outside world in effortless comfort while keeping your beautifully unhinged mind properly guarded.
Why You’ll Actually Want This:
• 100% Ringspun Cotton — Ultra-breathable, cloud-soft fabric that shields your overstimulated nervous system from scratchy daylight demands.
• Tear-Away Neck Tag — Eliminates irritating collar itch so you can preserve your social sanity in absolute physical peace.
• Heavyweight Double-Stitching — Keeps your go-to defense uniform sturdy through endless laundry cycles and chaotic days.
• Relaxed Everyday Fit — Drapes effortlessly over leggings, skirts, or dark denim for an instant, zero-effort public boundary.
Perfect For:
• Devoted dog lovers who know the fiercest protective instincts always hide a soft, goofy center
• Overthinkers whose brain operates as three separate entities arguing over one random thought
• Introverted witches venturing into polite society while keeping their guard firmly up
• Anyone who needs comfortable everyday armor to survive morning errands without losing their cool
🛒 Add to cart and venture forth in unbothered comfort.
Fierce on duty, gloriously chaotic inside.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Port & Company® PC43, two year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors, inside out., Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean