Books and Calendars

Pages That Bite Back & Calendars That Keep Score.

Handle with care. This collection features our "Grimoires of Cozy Darkness" alongside monthly countdowns to domestic mayhem—compilations of unfiltered intrusive thoughts, organic menace, and relatable doom. Guaranteed to look impeccably moody on your desk or coffee table, whether you're documenting existential dread or tracking the descent of the timeline (assuming they don't eat your coasters or summon a portal in your workspace).