{"product_id":"tiny-fuzzy-joy-funny-spider-sticker-friday-the-13th-vinyl-decal-spooky-cute-gift","title":"\"Tiny Fuzzy Joy\" Funny Spider Sticker - Friday the 13th Vinyl Decal \u0026 Spooky Cute Gift","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBad luck? No. He just has short legs and high aspirations.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSuperstition says that Friday the 13th is a day of misfortune. This sticker proves that it is actually just a day for very specific, very adorable demands. The \"Jumping Spider of Friday the 13th\" isn't here to curse your bloodline or cause minor inconveniences; as the text explicitly states, \"He just wants uppies.\".\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eForget the seven years of bad luck. According to the scroll, sharing space with this little guy grants seven years of \"Tiny Fuzzy Joy.\". It is a fair trade. You provide the elevation; he provides the serotonin.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy You’ll Actually Want This:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e100% Durable Vinyl\u003c\/strong\u003e — Tough enough to survive his jumps.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGlossy Finish\u003c\/strong\u003e — A shiny surface that gleams like a dash of \"Tiny Fuzzy Joy\" potion.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBubble-Free Application\u003c\/strong\u003e — Applies smoothly, unlike the chaotic energy of Friday the 13th.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eStrong Adhesive\u003c\/strong\u003e — Perfect for sticking on terrariums, laptops, or the calendar (right on the 13th). (Note: Not waterproof. Keep the fuzzy joy dry.)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect For:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eArachnophiles who know that jumping spiders are basically eight-legged kittens\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePeople who use the word \"uppies\" unironically\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone tired of boring superstitions who wants a cuter alternative\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🛒 \u003cstrong\u003eAdd to your cart and give him a lift.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHe’s waiting. Don't leave him down there.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Blank product sourced from Japan (Printify Choice)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"3\" × 3\" \/ White","offer_id":47454630084795,"sku":"75207469823233109058","price":7.09,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4\" × 4\" \/ White","offer_id":47474244845755,"sku":"39691895316949895467","price":8.18,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"6\" × 6\" \/ White","offer_id":47454630117563,"sku":"28102719165184810413","price":9.93,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0701\/5310\/9691\/files\/16911225951270210182_1200.jpg?v=1772277052","url":"https:\/\/stuartshawcreations.com\/products\/tiny-fuzzy-joy-funny-spider-sticker-friday-the-13th-vinyl-decal-spooky-cute-gift","provider":"Stuart Shaw Creations","version":"1.0","type":"link"}