"Report to Bastet" Funny Cat Sticker - Pagan Humor Vinyl Decal & Witchy Gift

He isn't staring at the wall. He is protecting the perimeter.

You think your cat sleeps 18 hours a day because he's lazy. In reality, he is exhausted from fighting a spiritual war you can't even see. This sticker reveals the truth: every zoomie, every hiss at nothing, and every pounce is a calculated tactical strike against negative energy. Here, our brave operative reports directly to upper management (Bastet) to file his daily log. He successfully neutralized 4,000 bad vibes and one moth that looked at him wrong. The Red Dot remains at large, but rest assured, he is closing the net.

Why You’ll Actually Want This:

• 100% Durable Vinyl — Tough enough to withstand the "demon hunting" (knocking things off shelves).
• Glossy Finish — A shiny surface that gleams like the eyes of a cat at 3 AM.
• Bubble-Free Application — Applies smoothly, unlike your cat's landing when he misjudges the counter.
• Strong Adhesive — Perfect for sticking on pet carriers, altars to Bastet, or the vacuum cleaner (the enemy). (Note: Not waterproof. Keep the mission report dry.)

Perfect For:

• Witches who know their familiars are working overtime
• Devotees of Bastet who appreciate a professional debriefing
• Cat moms who need an explanation for the 3 AM chaos

🛒 Add to your cart and honor the service.

Thank him for his service. That moth was definitely up to something.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Japan (Printify Choice)

Care instructions: Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.