"Mr Squeaky & Cerberus" Gothic Hoodie - Plush Fleece Lining & Protective Drawstring Hood
"Mr Squeaky & Cerberus" Gothic Hoodie - Plush Fleece Lining & Protective Drawstring Hood
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 26.00 | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 23.50 | 24.00 | 24.50 | 25.00 | 25.50 | 26.00 | 26.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Guarding your inner peace is tough when your thoughts are running in three different directions at once.
You try to project dark, unbothered boundary energy, but underneath, your brain is hosting a chaotic three-way argument over completely ridiculous priorities. When keeping your perimeter secure feels impossible amidst daily mental pandemonium, retreat inside this heavyweight fleece hoodie. It wraps your overstimulated nervous system in cloud-soft armor, letting you handle internal chaos in warm, cozy solitude.
Why You’ll Actually Want This:
• Plush Fleece Interior — Heavyweight warmth that hugs your overstimulated nervous system in pure sensory solace.
• Double-Lined Drawstring Hood — Cinch it tight to create an impenetrable barrier against outside chaos and unwanted noise.
• Roomy Kangaroo Pocket — Perfect for stashing cold hands, grounding trinkets, or high-priority comfort objects.
• Shape-Retaining Ribbed Cuffs — Seals in restorative body heat during marathon couch-rot recovery sessions.
Perfect For:
• Goth dog devotees who know every terrifying hound has a ridiculously soft center
• Overthinkers whose brain operates as three separate entities squabbling over one silly thought
• Witches guarding their personal underworld perimeter while remaining deeply unbothered
• Homebodies who need heavy-duty wearable armor to endure chilly winter days
🛒 Add to cart, cinch the hood, and protect your inner peace.
Three chaotic thoughts, one cozy sanctuary.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Lane Seven LS14001, two year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean