Cozy "Soft & Unhinged" Gothic Hoodie - Plush Fleece Lining & Protective Drawstring Hood
Cozy "Soft & Unhinged" Gothic Hoodie - Plush Fleece Lining & Protective Drawstring Hood
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 26.00 | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 23.50 | 24.00 | 24.50 | 25.00 | 25.50 | 26.00 | 26.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Presenting a polite, gentle face to the world is exhausting when your soul runs on pure feral chaos.
Masking through polite small talk, endless workplace pleasantries, and forced smiles will drain your battery before noon. You play the part of the gentle, composed adult, but beneath the surface lurks an untamed shadow itching to burn it all down. This heavyweight fleece hoodie is your wearable sanctuary, enveloping you in cloud-like warmth while keeping your chaotic inner world fiercely protected.
Why You’ll Actually Want This:
• Plush Fleece Interior — Heavyweight warmth that hugs your overstimulated nervous system in soothing, cloud-soft solace.
• Double-Lined Drawstring Hood — Cinch it tight to establish an instant barrier against unwanted conversation and sudden eye contact.
• Deep Kangaroo Pocket — Perfect for stashing grounding crystals, cold hands, or emergency snacks during quiet dissociation.
• Shape-Retaining Ribbed Cuffs — Seals in comforting body heat through marathon couch-rot sessions and late-night decompression.
Perfect For:
• People-pleasers whose polite customer service voice conceals a feral gremlin
• Introverted witches maintaining a serene exterior while nursing chaotic intentions
• Overstimulated homebodies retreating into sensory hibernation after masking all day
• Anyone whose public persona is sweet and approachable but whose inner monologue is completely lawless
🛒 Add to cart, cinch the hood, and let your inner chaos rest in peace.
Polite on the surface, beautifully lawless underneath. ☕
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Lane Seven LS14001, two year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean