{"product_id":"be-someones-alibi-funny-goth-sticker-dark-humor-vinyl-decal-best-friend-gift","title":"\"Be Someone's Alibi\" Funny Goth Sticker - Dark Humor Vinyl Decal \u0026 Best Friend Gift","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTrue friendship isn't about lending money. It's about lying to the authorities.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnyone can be a shoulder to cry on. It takes a special kind of devotion to be a sworn statement that \"we were watching movies all night\" while your friend scrubs dirt off a shovel. This sticker celebrates the highest tier of intimacy: the accomplice. It features a calm, collected woman enjoying a post-dig coffee, complete with sunglasses (indoors, naturally) and a muddy spade that definitely wasn't used for anything illegal. It’s a reminder that love is temporary, but a solid alibi is forever.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy You’ll Actually Want This:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e100% Durable Vinyl\u003c\/strong\u003e — Tough enough to withstand cross-examination.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGlossy Finish\u003c\/strong\u003e — A shiny surface that reflects your absolute innocence.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBubble-Free Application\u003c\/strong\u003e — Applies smoothly, just like the story you rehearsed.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eStrong Adhesive\u003c\/strong\u003e — Perfect for sticking on burner phones, evidence boxes, or the shovel handle. (Note: Not waterproof. Don't wash away the evidence, and don't put it in the dishwasher.)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect For:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\"Ride or Die\" best friends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTrue Crime fans who take notes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who owns a shovel for non-gardening reasons\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🛒 \u003cstrong\u003eAdd to your cart and get your story straight.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI was with you. You were with me. We saw nothing.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Blank product sourced from Japan (Printify Choice)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"3\" × 3\" \/ White","offer_id":47489046085819,"sku":"15449368178622157965","price":7.09,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4\" × 4\" \/ White","offer_id":47474285183163,"sku":"19509491151360510422","price":8.18,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"6\" × 6\" \/ White","offer_id":47443139133627,"sku":"17593387581692977790","price":9.93,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0701\/5310\/9691\/files\/16013322858775359215_1200.jpg?v=1772173922","url":"https:\/\/stuartshawcreations.com\/products\/be-someones-alibi-funny-goth-sticker-dark-humor-vinyl-decal-best-friend-gift","provider":"Stuart Shaw Creations","version":"1.0","type":"link"}